You salt each chip and I
give you the eye.
I had read an article on the top
ten food myths in Men’s Health.
If you don’t already have high blood pressure
Just try to get more potassium.
Usually I’d tell you what I found but it’s
too late, you’re already mad.
Besides, your fingers are so swollen they’re
lifting you up toward the ceiling—
you floated off the chair twenty minutes ago.
You basically walked out on our dinner date.
Looking up at your ass I keep quiet
because I know you eat a lot of bananas.